What?!? I'm not perfect?

EPD K--"Um, you misspelled my name on my nametag"

Sure, maybe I did misspell your nametag name, but did you give it to me correctly when you rsvp'd? Maybe you decided you'd write in your "doctor" handwriting the day you sent in your reply card. Oh, you go by Dick, but you told me on the phone your name was Richard. I think Dick really does fit you better.

Your Job Must be so Fun!

I try to remember that every time I'm in heels and chasing down a bus or limo. Nothing like smelling that exhaust for 20 minutes waiting on your clients to show up. Or when I get handed some one's used cocktail napkin at an event. Yes, I can take that gum for you too.--EPD J